klinker

word originating from a 17th century dutch colony of what is now upstate new york. the town cobbler (who lived a quiet life) was observed one day at the local inn as he quaffed a pint of beer in less than a few seconds and, quietly placing the empty pint on the inn’s counter, returned to work quietly in his shop. the cobbler’s name was matthias von klinker. ever since, to klinker a beer is to drink it very quickly without all the ridiculous glitz and show of a frat-boy beer-bonging.
i grabbed two beers – one for mac, one for me. i looked down only to pop the top off of mine and when i looked up, mac had klinkered his and was ready for another.
small, hard and encrusted lumps of sh-t that form around the -n-l opening that cause immense pain when a person sits down.
that old tramp hasn’t washed in months, i bet he has klinkers. dirty old sod!
see tag nuts
a t-rd dropped into the toilet bowel that makes a sound.
i was trying to keep it quiet while i was on the can, but i lurched out a klinker and everyone in the next room knew what i was doing on the john.
a verity of stink bugs that are particularly smelly, made well known by the almost plaid pattern on their backs
i stepped on a klinker yesterday, it smelled like sh-t
the -n-l hair usually found in males.
fry up my klinkers and eat them for breakfast.