Klinsmann Dive


an act that jurgen klinsmann took up during his time at tottenham. it was widely spread that klinsmann went down too quickly under tackles and dived a lot. after learning of this he used his goal celebrations in the same manner, by sliding across the floor on his stomach. inventing the klinsmann celebration/dive.
“it’s muddy as h-ll out on the pitch. if i score i’m doing a klinsmann dive”

“klinsmannnnnnnnn!” -said when sliding across a muddy pitch-

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