kliris


“k’lee-rees”

literally: “on my d-ck.”

“kliris” is a conjugation of the word klir, which is a vulgar form of the word “p-n-s:” “d-ck” or “c-ck.”

this slang term can be used to denote a careless att-tude. similar, less vulgar phrases include “i don’t care,””i don’t give a sh-t,” and “i couldn’t be bothered.”

interestingly, “kliris” can be used in both its positive and negative forms to convey the same message. “on my d-ck” and “not on my d-ck” are one and the same.

“on my d-ck:” kliris
“not on my d-ck:” kliris chi

see also: danzis
person 1: “hey, your girlfriend is mad at you for flirting with her friends.”
person 2: “kliris.”
person 1: “she says she’s not going to speak with you until you apologize.”
person 2: “kliris chi.”
person 1: “that’s the spirit! where are those hoes at?”

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