KLM


1. koninklijke luchtvaart maatschappij n.v. (royal dutch airlines), the flag carrier airline for the netherlands
2. the release of malodorous flatulence inside the p-ssenger cabin of an airplane. the confined sp-ce, pressurized cabin, and necessity of remaining seated with ones seatbelt fastened forces victims of the klm to be subjected to stanky -ss stank without any means of retreat. -n-logous to the dutch oven, but specifically tailored to the airborne environment.
when i sat next to my wife on our family trip, i blasted a klm she had to suffer through my fart gas and remain seated until the captain turned off the fasten seatbelt sign.

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