klobb



a soviet gun designed specifically to miss its target.
chad proceeded to be owned by the slap after firing two clips from his klobb.
a weapon from the 1997 n64 game “goldeneye 007”. it is based on the czech vz.61 “skorpion” machine pistol.
“i’d rather fight with my bare hands than use the klobb.”
1.) another way of saying something is worthless or bad, orginates from the cr-ppiness of the klobb in goldeneye.

2.) can also be used in place of sk-nk or other derogatory words.
instead of saying something sucks. one would said that sh-t is klobb man.

f-ckin klobb’s
a punk–ss gun. a murph weapon.
oh-ho-ho… klobb for you…

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