kloof
kloof
(noun)
a universal derogatory term for anyone
(adjective)
something bad
(noun) you little kloof
(adjective) that’s pretty kloofed
1) a v-g-n-
2) a ravine, a deep narrow valley or gorge
3) peculiar salt lakes or marshes which dry up to beds of salt
1) i bet she’s got a cheesy kloof
2) her kloof is queefing
3) her deep kloof ain’t fresh
4) ma kloof’s so saturated and wet
5) she got a tight kloof
word i made up that means p-ssy
jack: dude, harry just wimped out at smokin another bowl.
frank: that kloof.
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