klow job
a bl-w j-b given in return for a gift of fine jewelry. derives from the kay jewelers slogan “every kiss begins with kay,” suggesting that one can earn a kiss by giving someone an item from kay. if the item is just ok, one only gets a kiss, but something really spectacular deserves more.
bob: did you see the ring that ted gave his girlfriend?
don: i know, it was huge! he’s definitely getting a klow job for that one.
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