Klubek


verb/adj.: the act of spilling, dropping or spitting food on one’s self or innocent bystanders.

the word originated from combining clumsy and bek, a synonym for master, hence clumsy master. due to constant misspellings the word has evolved to its current spelling, klubek.
mark: hey bethany, how’s it going?

bethany walks over while eating some cereal.

bethany: pretty good…

as bethany speaks food flies out of her mouth and onto mark’s shirt.

mark: wtf! you just klubeked all over my new shirt!

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