Klude


a crazy -ss ese down for the 0%ers. usually has a huge head.smells like cat.and has a lil baby mustach. also hes a chicken.and gets mad watching dodger games. he has a supa awsome girlfriend. and he looks like streets.
give me back my chapstick.

no!

🙁 your such a klude. and you smell like cat!
a chicken.

a big headed gato.
shie loves klude.

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