Klunke


klunke is a name referred to a person that is significantly h-m-. somebody who enjoys the act of “klunking” his p-n-s inside that of another man’s p-n-s. it is referred sometimes as sword fighting. a klunke is a someone who is traumatized by an act in early childhood and tries to fill the ever growing emotional void with gay intercourse.
sadly our uncle touched him when he was a kid, so he decided to become a klunke.

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