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• KoalaVillage

  1.a fictional world full of koalas doing ordinary things humans do everyday 2.an resort located in australia where you get to stayin a bungalow and experience carrying a koala and dine breakfast with them,etc friend:am gonna go to koalavillage bungalow bay wanna go me:h-ll yeah i wanna see and carry a koala

• lollygargling

  instead of working you give head/receive head from a coworker. coworker 1: maybe if you weren’t lollygagging we wouldn’t have to cover for you coworker 2: well maybe if you two weren’t lollygargling you would’ve started investigating. coworker 3: -wipes mouth-

• Making grilled cheese

  a gender-neutral euphemism for masturbating. generally done in between the periods of saying goodnight to someone and actually going to sleep. i said goodnight, but i’m actually making grilled cheese.

• mojo wank

  to stop play a game, often times compet-tive (ie, cs:go or lol), midway to jerk off. once you then come back to the game few minutes later you should play better. at halftime both me and my buddy john went for a mojo w-nk. we both #rekt afterwards.

• Mrs. Dash

  something that the elderly can’t live without since they lost their sense of taste. rosalind is sure over the hill and dying but she can’t live without her favorite seasoning, mrs. dash.

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