klutztomer


a horrendously-clumsy aisle-browser who habitually wreaks havoc and chaos with a store’s merchandise and/or display-shelves due to his brainless b-mbling into everything in his path and his b-tter-fingered mishandling of the items he’s looking at.
archie andrews seems to always make a mess at the local supermarket (especially if there are attention-distracting cutie-chicks among the other shoppers) no matter how careful he tries to be, so nowadays he usually just heads straight to the klutztomer-service desk and asks them to gather the items he needs.

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