any machine or device that is totally useless but sounds important solely based on it’s name.
an overly complex and imaginary device that pretends to have the ability to predict weather.
the name, klystron 9, was stolen from a cheap science fiction novel from the 1950’s. in that novel klystron 9 was a planet in the holloway galaxy and was inhabited by the ruechels.
- Broadway Tourette's
1. the sudden involuntary spasmodic singing of broadway songs. (definition from garrison keillor’s “guy noir” february 4, 2006) 2. more broadly, it can also include songs from other musicals, movies, and shows that may or may not have been on broadway. “i can’t find my keys, but they’ve got to be somewhere!” “somewhere? somewhere over […]
- broast beef
a cool name for that close buddy of yours that is always willing to do stupid things with you. james: let’s go blow up a mailbox! bryan: ……….ok broast beef!
one whose p-n-s is inversly proportional to the size of one’s ego. that guy next to the bar is so brocx, his ego is so huge but his p-n-s is smaller than my sisters one year old son. adjective or a noun used to describe immense leetness. he was so brocx that everybody else could […]
>city gained publicity by mafia ‘accident’ back in 2007. 6 italians where slaughtered by about 70 bullets >place of the free for all brawl banditos vs. h-lls angels in 2009. >since loveparade 2010 also called deathvalley (funfact #23: not a single duisburg citizen died that day) >local anthem called:’dat is duisburg’, performed by ‘die bandbreite’ […]
- Epiphany drinking
the consumption of alcohol solely for the purpose of enlightening yourself to new ideas. because booze and drugs open new interneuron connections which never existed before in the human brain. therefore you are capable of acheiving epiphanies during this experiance rick: dude…i just thought of something..! dale: man, thats what epiphany drinking does to ya!