KMFT


kissing my f-cking teeth.
luke: you look like a terrorist in that pic!
jake: hahaaa ntt funnii ptshhtt kmft :@
telling someone to leave you
linda kmft!

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  • Loornadoones

    these are the cookies based off of a movie, they are like shortbread cookies, and can come in a large box or 100 calorie pack, although it is claimed the mini ones taste better. they aren’t very nutritious, but they are delicious! they go a bit stale after 2 weeks open. brandon was so addicted […]


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