Knap
(v.) to m-st-rb-t-, choke the chicken, pull one’s pork, etc.
“man, i wish my roommate would get out for like two minutes so i could knap.”
“take a knap; you’ll feel better.”
slang for no. best used when you’re feeling a little funky, and no just won’t do.
steve: hey tim, do you want to go to the bar later?
tim: knaps steve, i’ve got a lot of work to do.
knap- to knap someone is to slap your t-st-cl-s into their cheeks until they fall unconcious or their teeth fall out.
i knaped that sl-t till she spat crimson foo.
ps for all you idiots this is not really a word. shut up in advance before you say something f-cktarded just go outside and play hide and go f-ck yourself.
pps hehehelolirjusskiddingrarrrr!
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