knard
a man who weighs around 13 stone and throws himself around thinking he’s one of the lads – when he’s actually just a scared little boy.
look at that guy fingered a girl dressed like a traffic light on the balcony of the club! i bet he’ll be bragging about this for weeks. he’s such a knard.
goofball, silly person
my nephew is such a k’nard.
a word that can mean any cool thing in the english language. its can be used as both an adjective, noun, and verb.
noun- fellow knards of the world.
verb- knard yourself.
adjective- the knard people are all the very coolest in the land
nuts, t-st-cl-s
barney said “i’ll kick you in the knards!”
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