Knautika
a rare breed of panda that is indigenous to seoul (south korea). however, lately this species has been spotted wandering gas stations in the mid-ohio area (usa). it is not uncommon to catch a glimpse of the knautika during one of its multiple k-pop dance rituals. the knautika is a wonderful creature and its beauty shines brighter than jb’s forehead.
wow! you spotted a knautika? was a jackson nearby? i hear they are always spotted together!
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