if you are in need of money, go roll more dough
made crack with baking powder and got my c.r.e.a.m cheesecake. by staying hungry and kneading dough.
a f-cking lot of zillions “i do not yet have flazillions of skeins of yarn in my stash, but i’m working on it.”
a very tight, very wise, middle-aged balding math wizard. fond of concerts, ebay, the number 41 and tight cherries “if you have a tight cherry, watch your back, milarski is near.”
when you force it into her -ss. bend over so i can blackflex you.
- cloodus and em
cloodus and em is a way to describe two best friends with the strongest bond possible. they always understand eachother whether they’re joking or serious, they’re always there for eachother no matter what, and they’re always finding ways to make the other happy as can be. a cloodus would do anything for an em. cloodus […]
the most amazing individual you will ever meet. she is beautiful. and turns heads everywhere she goes. heather- omg! did you see tarisa? simon- yeah! i almost broke my neck.