Kneading
when during missionary intercourse the man starts kneading the womans stomach like dough.
her t-ts weren’t worth a d-mn so i started kneading her stomach like i was making a loaf of f-ckin’ bread.
commonly misinterpreted as a method of removing air from dough when in fact it is a revolutionary better way of spooning. occurs between two people in a seated position. one folds themselves round the other forming a beautiful matrimony of body and soul.
man: how do i knead?
ghandi: you will know when you have reached it. kneading is enlightenment.
male 1: yeah we went to fifth base last night
male 2: you kneaded?
male 1: yeah man
-high fives all round-
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