Knee Fucking


when you’re sitting on a stool at a crowded bar and people p-ss by you and your knee ends up either in their crotch or -ss.
1: yo i just knee f-cked that chick with the big -ss. she was wearing a f-cking thong too.
2: aw sh-t man, i just keep knee f-cking guys…in the scr-t-.

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