Knee Job

a knee job is when you wake up at two in the morning and your old lady has jammed her knee into your c&b’s and is rubbin’ like she either wants to bust ’em off or make you spurt a load on her leg. generally best when she’s wearing hosiery of some kind.
my wife woke me up with a fantastic knee job and i made a mess on her shin.
placing one’s p-n-s in the crevice at the back of a female companion’s knee, resulting in pleasure when the lady-friend rapidly traps and releases the p-n-s from in-between her thigh and calf, whilst she holds her foot to aid the fast and furious opening and closing action of suffocating and freeing his kn-b.
‘woiiii, the back of my gyal’s knee is more moist than your fam’s vajayjays put together! loved every minute of trapping my kn-bby in there, especially when she kept doing this thing where it looked like she was opening and closing the back her leg like a pair of scissors, with my codge still in that dutty crevice! best knee job ever! i was singing ‘knees bent, arm stretched ra-ra-ra’ throughout that crazy sh-t!’
this occurs usually in a loud bar. a male approaches a female he is interested in and proceeds to rub his crotch against her knee as he comes in to talk to her. usually used to display s-xual prowess and vigor.
amy: wow did you see that freak try for a knee job? he’s creepy and i don’t like his suit.
sean: man this chick wanted me so bad she gave me a knee job.
where u stroke a guy off with your knee footjobsolejob
my friend dustin was braggin bout the kneejob he got from his g/f the other nite
when a girl, typically a weird one, puts her v-g-n- on your knee and starts to ride it vigorously until she climaxes. it usually does nothing for the guy and his knee thats involved.
elizabeth-i wanna have an -rg-sm.

me-okay..i can help with that!

elizabeth-let me ride your knee.

me-wtf? okay..

elizabeth-no don’t watch the movie! watch me give you a s-xy knee job. i’ve had a lot of practice.

me-uh-mm.. this is doing nothing for me.

elizabeth- sh-shh! i’m almost done!
when a girl traps a man’s p-n-s against a wall and rubs it violently.

short for kj
that b-tch wouldn’t put out, so i told that hoe to give me a knee job.
when a female, typically of austrian decent, sits on a bar stool directly across from a male whom is also sitting on a bar stool of equal height. the female then proceeds to spread her legs to form about a 90 degree angle. for the next 2-3 hours the female vigorously rubs the opposite male’s knee up against her female reproductive organs until a climax ensues.
dude, i was drinking at this bar in munich when this totally totally d.t.f. austrian girl kept giving me knee job after knee job. she probably rattled off 5-6 kj’s during a 3 hour stretch.