knee slapnea
the most invigorating form of exhaustion known to clothed humans. in this condition breathing is interrupted for 15-30 seconds when laughing uncontrollably. untreated, it may lead to spontaneous flatulence and staining of undergarments.
i feel terrible, i told bob a joke and he fell down, rolling around in a fit of knee slapnea, am i responsible for any injury?
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