Kneel Armstrong

the act of receiving a double-handed hand-job while lying on your back. the person giving the hand-job sits kneeling, (preferably naked) next to your side and must be facing you while using both hands to add to a most incredible hand-job experience. (lube is recommended).
hence, the ‘kneel armstrong’.
i was lying in bed last night watching sports center and my girl julie waltzed in, kneeled down next to me and gave me a toe-curling kneel armstrong.

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