kneel piss
while playing soccer, kneeling down and pretending to tie your shoe while actually p-ssing out the bottom of your shorts.
damien: “man i couldn’t hold it any longer out there coach so i had to take a kneel p-ss.”
coach: “yeah i think your mom caught it on camera.”
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