knelt


adj. the stage of drunkeness before you get to that level of being slopped. usually occuring after that 8th or 9th shot of whatever liquor you been sippin on that is harder than 80 proof.
1: whats up witcha? y’alls was f-cked up last night huh?!
2: dawg!–f-ck that man i was so f-ckin’ knelt last night dawg u couldn’t tell me where we went!

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