Knenis
like a wenis, except on your knee instead of your elbow (i.e. the stretchy skin on your knee).
john: “whoa my knenis is so big!”
dave: “uhh…dude why would you tell me that?”
john: “haha, no i said knenis, get your mind out of the gutter!”
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