(said after p-ssing wind violently)
cor that was a real knicker-ripper, better check me cacks for bullets.
a crushtachtomer is a customer whom you have a crush on simply because of their mustache. a cross between the crushtomer and the crustache, a crushtachtomer is a real gem. “oh jeez, i just helped the cutest guy, he is my crushtachtomer.” “there’s been a lot of crushtachtomers lately, i guess mustaches are in this […]
a girl, who’s name is not pr-nounce like caddy, as in the golfers slave. its like katie, just spelled slightly different. and also this girl is amazing (: hey cadie! the most amazing bestfriend possible. the person that you share the most memorable times with. known to randomly fall over when walking and be the […]
- cammel jockey
f-ckin’ middle eastern trash (note: not all middle easterners are trash- just the cammel jockeys) f-cking cammel jockey!
- douch burger
adj.=to be a burger of douch similar to a “douch bag” but more creative and more insulting. if you call someone a douch burger they should instantly realize that they are dealing with a person of great superiority and should manage their time with the person accordingly. schmidty- err my names schmidty and i love […]
- douchebag ponytail
an -ssh-l- who thinks he’s enlightened. when in reality he’s a high school drop out who is 34 living with his mother in the poconos doing yoga in her living room. did you see jared’s douchebag ponytail?