knife hand
when you take either your left or right hand and extend all fingers, with your thumb extended along the hand, much like a karate chop and you point your “knife hand” at other people and tell them how f-cked up they are. using lots of expletive deleteds are exceptable. you can also throw knife hands, which mean you are point your knife hand furiously at an individual in hopes he or she will retaliate with physical force in which you will ankle pick them and throw knife hands into their throat.
did you just knife hand me?
serves as a hand signal and way of pointing at things. a knifehand is done by fully extending and adjoining the thumb and fingers. if somebody points a knifehand in your direction, you’re about to have a really bad day. it is also a strike in mcmap
example 1: even chuck norris fears the knifehand!
example 2: holy sh-t, the t-1000 just knifehanded john conner’s foster parent in the face!
knife hand is something the marine corps produced during the second world war, specifically in the pacific theater to deal with j-panese banzai troops, and those select few j-panese troops who wielded katanas.
the ka-bar although useful, had a few drawbacks. the biggest one, having to be drawn out of its sheath. in a life or death situation where time is of the essence, this just was a major problem.
according to legend chesty puller while fighting in the pacific, exclaimed “f-ck these f-cking samurai wannabes! i’ll show them!”, took his hand, using his fingers created a spade-like shape, and proceeded to knife hand hordes of j-panese imperial soldiers.
the knife-hand also became a tool for military training due to its ambiguous nature of weapon, human parts, and has been scientifically proven to increase the learning apt-tudes of the ignorant and not-so-smart types.
the knife-hand was thus adopted, and became a part of american history.
chesty puller’s knife hand really f-cked up a lot of j-panese f-cktards.
kinda like a pimphand. you can point or hurt.
when kyle points his knifehand at you, you know it’s going to be a bad day
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