knife poop
knife p–p (nye-ph)(p-oo-p )- n derived from english slang – a t-rd that splits your b-tt hole because it has to stretch so far causing excruciating pain due to the interior walls of your -n-s being ripped i.e jagged p–p.
omg my -n-s is bleeding! it must have been a knife p–p!
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