knifeass
the feeling of a hot, serrated steak knife wedged up your -sshole after a long, violent session of explosive diarrhea.
i have the worst knife-ss today after drinking that mcdonald’s iced coffee.
the approximate 2 – 10 seconds of immense pain inside of a female’s -n-s that comes and goes without warning. it feels like – more or less – a knife in one’s -ss.
girl 1: -starts to wince in pain whilst squirming in chair-
girl 2: are you alright?!
girl 1: -stops- yeah, i just had a m-ssive case of knife -ss
girl 2: aw yeah i hate that
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