Knight in cyber armor
that one person you know on facebook. typically a guy who will comment on a hot girl’s facebook status writing an essay long defense against someone who may have said something offensive. this is only a means to get the attention of the hot girl when in reality that person is just some loser behind a computer with no social life.
girl status: “omg, totally had a bad day. nothing is right :(”
random person: “you always complain. go kill yourself”
knight in cyber armor: “this is uncalled for! it’s hurtful and rude. i apologize if i hurt your feelings, but i’m not going to tolerate anyone being attacked with something like this. you’re posting personal jokes on a public forum, you can’t expect everyone to sit silently. if someone were attacking you, and it they meant what they said, wouldn’t you want someone to step in? i would. so i did.”
you (in your head): “oh here we go. another knight in cyber armor trying to save the day . news flash: at most, you’ll get a “like” from your mom and will still be a virgin behind a computer.”
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