Knights of the Round Hemiroid


eight doctors that sergically attempetd to remove an infected hemiroid from oprah winfry’s v-g-n-. they had failed to remove it. all eight had lost their lived fighting to vanguish this horrowing blob. the hemirioid is still there even to this day. often, people mistake it for her face on tv, but it’s the hemiroid.
these brave, fearless men had the courage to go into her v-g-n-, when most men rather not touch it with a 9′ pole.
these brave men are now known tosay as “the knights of the round hemiroid”
every july 18th, we celebrate this day as “oprah is responsible for the deaths of eight more people day”

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