knitting booties


the after effects of sh-gging without rubber.
when your girl starts knitting booties as she
sports a baby b-mp, you know you’ll have to either
get hitched or pay child support.
i know i want a cute girl to be knitting booties,
but i need have cabbage to support her and her
kids… once we’re married.

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