knob gobbler

endearing term for c-cksucker, fellatrix or suck sl-t
later, dude. here comes my favorite kn-b gobbler.
a person who enjoys sucking c-ck so much, that they truly go overboard.
by “overboard” i mean slobbering all over the c-ck (or drool dripping onto it), as well using their teeth (or gums if no teeth) to munch and knaw on the head. this kn-b gobbling technique is usually performed by women (or men for that matter) who have not had a c-ck to suck on for quite a while, or a prost-tue who is being paid to suck the c-ck in this type of fashion (commonly found with no teeth).
“gee-whiz, that prost-tute was a fabulous kn-b gobbler: she salivated all over my c-ck and gave a great gumjob while she was at it”
someone who performs the act of f-ll-t– (oral s-x on a man). a p-n-s can be referred to as a ‘kn-b’
that f-ckin’ kn-bgobbler wanted to go down on me!
usually a person who just loves to go out on the weekend, or even during the week sometimes, and just suck a d-ck. peferably should be a female but if a male hes a super kn-b gobbler.
dantrell “dude did you see darnisa this weekend?”

you “nope, but i heard she was off being a kn-b gobbler again at a party.”
some h-r- who sucks kn-bs 24/7
girl1: i gave this guy head 3 times yesterday
girl2: your such a kn-b gobbler
a kn-b gobbler is a term used to describe a woman whose main goal in life is to receive as much “kn-b” as possible per day. the average amount of “kn-b” per day for a professional kn-b gobbler is about 5, any less is a travesty. normally a kn-b gobbler would take it in the mouth but the -rs- is often accepted as a valid mean of gobbling.
joe: you see that girl over there? she noshed me right off the other day, total kn-b gobbler!
(tech jargon masc. fem.) 1) describing a person that is a real suck up, i.e., -ss kisser, brown noser, or a person that a real jerk/jill off. 2) tech. term used to describe a politician that will do anything to get a person’s vote.
e.g. john is aways goodie goodie with the boss. that motherf-cker is a real grade a kn-b gobbler.
e.g. fred’s running for president, and he says he will not raise taxes. he’s running his campaign on bl-w j-b money. i hear he’s a traditional kn-b gobbler, in the biblical sense.

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