Knob Wrench
a rough w-nk that stretches and thins the p-n-s shaft and gives a shiny purple bell end.
“d-mn that woman has a strangle hold!!! she gave me kn-b wrench!”
“my d-ck looks like a cherry on a stalk after that kn-b wrench!”
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