Knobb Features


a word to describe an individual whos facial features resemble male genitalia and a has personality to match. typically found in inbred areas such as the black country and bognor regis.
typical names for such individuals: timone, geoff and rich(most common).
typical job: tattooist, taxidermist and triangle player.

warning signs you are meeting a “kn-bb features”:
over gesticulation from said person and your urge to vomit

walking into a pub/street/on the bog, “alrite kn-bb features” then poke and run.

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