Knobbed


to have s-x
i kn-bbed her
when one places an item on their doorkn-b to let others know that coitus is going on within.
tim kn-bbed the door so we should probably leave him alone.
the act of taking out someones door kn-b while there asleep with the lights off, so that you can then place your d-ck inside the hole where the doorkn-b once stood. once the d-ck is in the hole you then proceed to knock on the door, in result some poor unsuspecting soul(probably one of your friends) comes to open the door, therefor having him grab hold of your d-ck, so that you can brag about it the next day.
one night, a group of friends decided to play a prank on young dylan, by unscr-w-ng his doorkn-b and shoving their d-ck in the hole, and then knocking. little did poor dylan know that he was about to get kn-bbed, and that nothing but a d-ck awaiting the grip of his hand. the friends all had a good laugh, and little dylan was scarred for life.
sh-gged, nailed or had s-x with someone
ben: hey terry
terry: how the f-ck do you know my name?
ben: haha, you kn-bbed row’s sister!
terry: (pause)… oh sh-t.
when you go to someone’s house and rub your -ss in their door kn-b but they turn the kn-b while your -ss is still on the other side if the door and it got pushed into your -n-s
“why did you have to get a tetinus shot?”
-“dude i go kn-bbed”
to have a male h-m-s-xual encounter
mick: “i got kn-bbed by 3 policemen at the weekend”

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