knoblem
a problem of the male genitalia such as an sti, a direct hit by an oject (accidental or meant) or the worst kind, catching of said weapon in the flies of your trousers
“what’s up john mate? you’re walking a little gingerly” “oh les, took one to the hang down off one of the kids this morning and its throbbing” “quick, get john some ice he’s got a right kn-blem
shortened version of kn-b problems. a plural regarding a problem/s one is having with their kn-b.
noctaurus : lunchtime
shock : i’m talking about my kn-blems and noc thinks of lunch
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