knoblong


a unit of measurement used to measure items in terms of average kn-b length.
it was the longest…..ive ever seen. it was at least 4 kn-blongs.
adjective meaning “p-n-s shaped”. a portmanteau of “kn-b” and “oblong”.
that banana and apple fruit bowl you have there is looking pretty kn-blong.

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