a complete kn-b jockeying sl-t, be they male or female. so obsessed with p-n-ses, that they don’t even notice the guy attached to it. every workplace, town and secondary school has one of these “kn-bsessed” individuals. teenagers and middle aged guys often fall victim to the kn-bsessed. you can recognise them by their trousers (which are too tight) and their hair (which is too bleached/dyed/straightened/backcombed) and by their voice (which is too loud).
ed- “look at tracey chatting up darren”
meg- “ewww, he’s a freak of nature!”
ed- “i know, the girl is totally kn-bsessed”
“donna didn’t recognise me in town, even though we sh-gged last week. i think she was just kn-bsessed with me”
when a person is completely infatuated with the kn-b on the end of a c-ck.
your mom wouldn’t take my d-ck out of her mouth after she saw my kn-b. she’s f-ck-ng kn-bsessed dude, take her a psychologist.
realeast kid ever. shaqif is soooo real because he skipped kindergarten.
when a girl marrys her cousin he is refferred to as her cusband. this is popular in the south kendro: isn’t that that chicks cousin she is kissing ? kevin: it used to be. now its her cusband. your husband…who is also your cousin “it didn’t work out with john, so i just married my […]
synonym for a bad know-it-all. an all knowing f-cker. dude, whenever i want to contribute in cl-ss this d-mn knowfo keeps on correcting me. it’s drivin’ me nuts!
a fit or rant that contains multiple uses of the “f” word. when kayla got kicked off the cheer squad, she had an effisode that would have made christian bale blush.
the act of hitting a fist b-mp with an open palm, a mix of a high five and a ‘pound’. popularized by glacier & fresh, two potential rangers for the new kokanee beer adds. example- you and your budds are swimming in a secluded river with a cooler of beer, when a troupe of russian […]