when a girl releases dirty videos or photos of you to facebook or any social media for all your family and friends to see.
(don’t be a horn dog or a f-ck boy and this wont happen to you)
person1- dude this chick is f-cking releasing dirty videos of me on facebook.
person2- lol omg dude, do you know what your getting.
person1- no what am i getting.
person2- your getting knock knocked , welp you better start finding new friends.
when you realize your life isnt worth living and drive your volvo into a wall to end it all me: you heard that alex volvowalled? mum: lol
someone who b-tches about both outcomes of a situation. d-mn it, sarah, you don’t want to stay home, but you don’t want to go out either.. you’re being bib-tchual!
- papa finger
the act of fingering yourself while saying “i’m proud of you” over and over again i’m gonna papa finger myself with a beer tonight.
- hairs cut
when you go to a barber or salon and get more than one hair cut. “billy, you gonna get your hair cut”? “no, i’m going to get my hairs cut! why would i only cut one hair?”
when a black man swings his appendage in a 360° motion and begins to take off like a helicopter. person 1: “so, mr. president how will you deal with these new policies?” black president: “have you ever heard of a n-gg-copter son?” person 1: “ummm… i cant say i know what tha-” black president: “well […]