knock while running


a type of annoying gag that is aimed at unknown hotel patrons

the perpetrator stands at one end of a long hallway and sprints to the other end (in the direction of the elevators and staircase), while simultaneously knocking on as many hotel room doors as possible. results vary, as efforts can yield anything from no response whatsoever, to a naked couple opening their door to see who or what has interrupted their lovemaking.
my stay in cleveland sucked. i got so bored in the middle of the night that i pulled a knock while running on my neighbors.

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