Knot Clots
small, round, hard fecal pellets created from lack of fluids and dehydration. often accompany constipation and are difficult to p-ss without force and grimacing pain.
monday morning was h-ll on ron’s -ss. his weekend binge drinking left him on the cr-pper with bad knot clots.
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