knot knocker


a person or persons that have s-x with trees. thy either drill hole or find a natural hole in the tree and f-ck it.
though they are rare you can usually find at least one in every town.
what is that guy doin? wait…….no way he’s a knot knocker, no, not kiddin he’s f-ckin that tree

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