knotted smile


a v-g-n-. especially one with twisted and contorted l-b– minora.
i spent half of high school trying to get a piece of payton’s v-g-n-. it wasn’t until prom night that i succeeded. i fortunately found her flat wasted, lying pr-ne on the lawn of the individual having the party. i wasted no time prying those inundated white cotton panties aside to reveal her glistening knotted smile. what happened next is only known by g-d and me.

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