Knotts Berry Farm
a theme park in southern california.
“lets go to knotts berry farm.”
the most flippin ghetto -ss park in the universe. we don’t get paid sh-t to run around getting dumb -ss guests their tossed salads and “turros.” please people, it’s a “churro,” they’re not mexican, they’re from god d-mn texas.
sally’s sipper in knotts berry farm’s camp snoopy
guest: hey bro, you got any free churros?
employee: i’m sorry sir. i’m not authorized to give free merchandise, but if you would like you could purchase one for $3.83.
guest: k bro, one churro please.
employee: i’m sorry sir but the churros are still cooking. they’ll be ready in about 15 minutes.
southern mexifornia park where fairy’s set around lick jam & jellies.
yo eastern dudes buy knotts berry farm jam, makes a good personal lube, and when in california eat at knotts berry farm they have good chicken n dumplings, hog jause n cowyard greens gud down home cookin…. chow
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