Knub n’ Scrub
after a bowel movement, to ensure the area is properly cleaned, utilizing a baby wipe, wrap it securely around the tip of your pointer finger. insert finger into -n-s one knuckle deep. spin finger in clockwise direction to dislodge and loosen any feces retained in the -n-l wall. remove finger, discard feces infested wipe into toilette. flush.
after nick relived himself in the restroom, he made sure to knub n’ scrub his -n-s clean.
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