Knuckle graze
the unfortunate event when the toilet paper you are wiping with skims and slips off your -ss, thus causing your knuckles to graze your half-wiped -ss. a smell check of the offending knuckles will confirm or deny whether you need to cut off your hand.
this dollar store toilet paper offered me no -ss traction; a knuckle graze occured, and now my knuckles look like sh-tty brown mountains.
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