knuckle stubble
the feeling one gets on their knuckles when reaching between a stripper’s legs to put money in her thong and her p-ssy has a 5 o’clock shadow and it scr-pes against your knuckles.
hey dude i just put a $5 in that stripper’s g-string and got knuckle stubble!
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