knuess
a chronic typo disorder which relates to the involuntary (perhaps sub conscious) key presses of random letters during typing, leading to endless typos throughout months and probably years of conversations (and quite possibly a life time of knuess affected conversations). these involuntary key presses seemingly may or may not have any relation to the actual word meant to be typed. however they are often subst-tuted for other letters in the word.
pr-nunciation in regular speech: ness or noos (preferred noos)
pr-nunciation when yelling: noos!!
origination: believed to have originated from a digital viking raid on a helpless village. when a horned helmut clad and axe wielding viking entered, a crippled old man looked up and asked: “wh…who are you and what are you going to do to us??” ……….the viking replied………”knuess” …….the others behind him began to chant as they came screaming in…. “kkknnnnuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeessssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
or maybe it just originated from the chat in the example…. whichever you think is more exciting.. you can spread the legend of the knuess as you please.
vij: -pulls your shirt collar down, pulls out your left t-t, licks your nipple then bites it
vij: :lp
cuti pi jesikka viking: lol
cuti pi jesikka viking: :p
vij: >_>
vij: -bites your nipple off then pulls out my bag of nipples
vij: <_<
cuti pi jesikka viking: o_o
vij: -stares at you with your nipple set between my lips and bag open in front of me
vij: 8f
cuti pi jesikka viking: :'(
vij: 😮 cuti pi!! youre crying!! ..whats wrong?
vij: ({)pic1pic2pic3(})
cuti pi jesikka viking: knuess...
vij: kkknnnnnuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cuti pi jesikka viking: guess-
cuti pi jesikka viking: kik :p
vij: kkknnnnnuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeessss!!!!!!!!!!
cuti pi jesikka viking: lol-
cuti pi jesikka viking: :'( youre making fun of my r-t-rdness spelling
vij: kkknnnnuuuuuuuuuuuuuueesss!!!!
vij: ok ok im sorry... -puts your nipple back on your t-t and pokes it with my tongue
vij: :lp
cuti pi jesikka viking: pokes ur crotch :p
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